Adult Advisory - Chicken Porn

You may need to avert your eyes for a minute or two. So much nakedness.

Nothing A Frying Pan Couldn't Solve

Courtesy of My Pet Chicken

What? No Eau de Yardbird?

Lately bacon has been getting uber-attention. You can find it layered on just about any sandwich, as a toothpaste and ice cream flavoring, and now - as a cologne. That's right, you can entice the pups in your life with BACON!

If you are looking to put a bit of sizzle in your life, this might (not) be the thing. There's some story about a butcher on the purveyor Fargginay's website, but I just think it was created by an over zealous smoked pork fat fan. Heaven knows what the difference is between their 'Classic' and 'Gold' bacon fragrances is. "Scent by the gods" indeed.

I guess I'm just jealous. No one has come out with a 'Fresh Fried Chicken' eau de toilette.

Does It Really?

Because Canola Is Getting to Be Costly

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Martha Stewart - The Chicken Whisperer?

Watch her make that chicken sleepy! No, seriously. Well, maybe not so much. If you've got a chicken that just won't adhere to your bedtime guidelines, Martha can help. When Henny Penny stays up past her bedtime in order to watch Stephen Colbert, use this helpful video.

Charlotte, N.C. - Chicken Joints Gone, But Not Forgotten

Wow, Triple Whole Birds!

While trolling the web for barnyard pimp stories, I found these on blog site Charlotte Eats. Obviously, it's certainly not a new trend for celebrities to invest in a chicken joint - even in Jellystone Park. These are circa 1940.